Sick Snake Needs Food I

My gosh, what can I do? This really, really concerns me. The thing is... my pet snake has not been feeling well lately. If you don't believe me, take a look at her eyes... out of focus, and barely open. I'm really worried about her... I mean, she looks like she's just exhausted. The weather has been unforgiving these days, and now something's terribly wrong with my pet snake. Sigh ... even I feel like fainting now. It's so hot out here, that it really is unforgiving to those like us that can't really stand hotness.

Would you like to help us out? My snake has been showing symptoms of fatigue or flu, I don't know... she just doesn't look good these days. I'd prefer her eating some chicken and eggs to regain her strength... what? Why am I not out there getting them myself? Well, that's rude of you to say. Especially days like this when it's so hot I can practically faint any minute? How is a weak female like me supposed to go out hunting anyway?

I have the utmost confidence in you to get them quickly! I can't possibly ask you for too many things, because then I'd feel bad about it, so I'd just like ... a week's worth of food for my pet snake, which would be 50 Chickens and 50 White Eggs.

Ahhh... that was so cold. You can't even summon yourself to gather up some food for the poor snake? Fine, my snake and I will die of exhaustion right here, and I will definitely be cursing you for eternity for having found someone so cruel and heart

Have you brought a nutritious snack for my pet snake as I asked?

Oh wow! You really did bring them all! I honestly did not think you'd be able to get me all this in such short notice. Anyway, thank you soo much for all this! Here's what I can give you for your great deed. Please accept it.